I met Derek Weaver at a workshop I delivered called “How Many Mondays Do You Have Left,” and we chatted afterwards about how he spent the first part of his career working for the largest funeral service provider in the world. (As a death enthusiast that absolutely caught my attention.) Derek prepared thousands of dead...

Okay, here’s a warmup to the real test you came here for: When you see this glass, what comes to mind? A) The glass looks half full. B) The glass looks half empty. C) Where’s the mixer? And the ice? I don’t like my vodka straight up like that. D) What kind of animal spilled...

I am all too pleased to present to you what might be my most shit-disturbing-but-profound question yet. This one’s worth the agitation, friendo. Which scenario would you rather? Calculus-wise, every option in the chart above “scores” the same (150 possible “points”), but the implications are vastly different. There isn’t a right or wrong answer (okay...

How would your life be different if you knew the exact date and time you were going to die? Would you prefer to know, or would you prefer it to be like it is today—a total live-or-die crap shoot every day you wake up not dead yet? For many of us it’s the unpredictability of...

Just because school’s out for summer, it doesn’t mean pop quizzes are on vacation, too. As they say, if you’re not green and growing, it means you’re ripe and rotting, right?! You shall not rot on my watch this summer (more than you already are, you slowly decaying corpse-in-the-making, you). Memento mori, baby!! So let’s...

First of all, no one really knows what equanimity is, so let me save you from having to Google it: Equanimity is defined by contemplative science researchers as “an even-minded mental state or dispositional tendency toward all experiences or objects, regardless of their affective valence (pleasant, unpleasant or neutral) or source.” Said less science-ey, it’s...

Me: “I have an amazing idea! How about we do a total TV detox for a month? Like, give it up completely?” The Husband: (*conspicuous silence*) The first offer in a negotiation is rarely accepted. So we agreed on a Monday-to-Thursday no-TV-for-one-month life together, which was a Big Household Decision. We are TV (and movie)...

Don’t you love happiness hacks? Cheap ‘n cheerful . . . down ‘n dirty . . . easy peasy lemon squeezy . . . any relatively effortless way to feel happier: count us in, right? Life—in addition to being annoyingly temporary (had to throw that one in there!)—is unpredictable and fickle. We wouldn’t be wrong...

Let’s talk today about our second most popular thing to fear! (Number one is speaking in public; most people would rather die than talk in front of other humans.) Death is apparently a pretty unpopular topic for everyone other than me (and the Grim Reaper). Being annihilated from the surface of the earth isn’t a...

Where are you on the Life Edit Scale—ranging from “Mild pontification of minor life changes” alllllll the way over to the “Detonate my life in a three-sticks-of-dynamite-kind-of-way”? Whether you’re thinking about starting to think about tweaks here and there, or whether you’re yearning to enter the Witness Protection Program for a full-scale life start-over (OMG...

I’ve been trying to convince people of several things for years now—like how they really need to make an all-red bag over there at the Skittles factory (because life’s too short to waste our precious Mondays sifting through the yellow ones). I’ve been on a soapbox about other meaningful matters, too, including but not limited...

Summer! It’s happening on June 21st! The season of our dreams is (almost) here for the taking and it’s up to us to not screw it up. We’ve spoken here about whether to savor or squander it (the answer’s obvious), and remember that time back in 2020 when we spoke about not ruining the longest...