Hey look, I don’t know your circumstances. There are lots of reasons why you might need to fake being happy. You might be meeting with your boss and you need to look like your job is for sure not stabbing your soul. You might run into your ex who says they’re thriving and goddamn it...

Let’s get a pretty ginormous stat out in the open, straight away: When asked the question “How often do you look back on your life and wish you had done things differently?”, 82.4% of survey respondents indicated they’d like some kind of do-over. That’s a lot of regret in the system, isn’t it? Here is...

All I want to do is have fun. (Yes, like that Sheryl Crow song—minus the day drinking on a Tuesday with a stranger named Billy in a dive bar.) Maybe it’s because I recently turned 50 and am simultaneously celebrating! with! unending! Champagne! (but not on Tuesdays at noon) and also peering with indubitable clarity...

What kind of life sounds like the one you’d like to live from today until you’re dropped off at the crematorium? A. A black-and-white life B. A life in color C. A technicolor life D. A pyrotechnic life If you answered A, then I'm going to assume you got confused or you’ve been over-served? I’ll go...

The research is fairly conclusive: 100 percent of us will die—yes, even you Hot Stuff. We humans are the only animals that are keenly aware of our eventual extinction. Let’s quantify the inevitability: Globally, life expectancy reached 73.3 years in 2024, an increase of almost 8.4 years since 1995. Average life length varies widely by...

Do you ever get your knickers in a knot about the whole, “Do I give it my all” or “Do I phone it in” conundrum? If you are a perfectionist, the idea of phoning it in makes you want to breathe into a paper bag. If you are a “Good is good enough” type, giving...

Are you an immortalist? A life-extensionist? A transhumanist (don’t get your knickers in a knot—that’s just a fancy word for people who believe technology can help them live forever, or at least until technology takes over and annihilates all the humans)? People are trying to outwit mortality in ways that range from science-adjacent to Dracula with a spreadsheet:...

I had the supreme pleasure last weekend of watching one of the most depressing movies of all time—Train Dreams—it was melancholic and beautiful and devastating and heart wrenching and aren’t you just dying to watch it now? (Do watch it though; just as we love listening to sad songs, we do like tales of grief...

Getting old isn't as fun as everyone promised me it would be. Sometimes when I'm bored, like when I’m in the waiting room before a colonoscopy, I like to play a little game (in my head, don’t worry) called All the Ways My Battle Worn Body is Falling Apart with Age—starting from my head (oh,...

I'm going to tell you a real-life story, so top off your wine glass (or cold-pressed juice if that's more your style) and pull up a chair. The Husband and I were at a wine class last week (wine tasting = guaranteed date night success). The night got even better when the guy who was...

The bad news: The research seems fairly conclusive—100 percent of us will die. The good news: "Though the fact, the physicality, of death destroys us, the idea of death may save us." –Irvin Yalom How, exactly, can the idea of the Grim Reaper save us? Let's take a little road trip to a Buddhist kingdom...

Which phrase have you been guilty of uttering (and you need to be honest here, okay)? A) “Your trauma is your superpower.” B) “I’m not a racist, but… (insert something borderline racist)” C) “Talk to the hand.” D) “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” If you answered A: barf; B: uh oh—you’re totally a racist!; C:...